(Fonte: keepmydirtylittlesecret, via lmaogtfo)

If I sleep too much, my parents complain.

If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.

If I eat too much, my parents complain.

If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.

If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.

If I go out too much, my parents complain.

I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.

(Fonte: garota-agridoce, via lmaogtfo)

(Fonte: tastefullyoffensive, via un0rigin4l)

un0rigin4l:

Holy shit I’m crying

when your friend tells you that they’ve seen someone who looks like you,

bitch, i am the one and only.

(Fonte: faithtrustandpixiedustt, via lmaogtfo)

You know those cages our parents used to use to keep us out of rooms? This kid’s got the right idea.

Walk away like a BOSS

(Fonte: eaglegiantw00d, via lmaogtfo)

Okay fine… Don’t text back.

iamfrikkinawesome:

 

:’(

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